Dad Jokes

Two SQL tables sit at the bar. A query approaches and asks "Can I join you?"

My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Two C strings walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get ya?" The first string says "I'll have a gin and tonic." The second string thinks for a minute, then says "I'll take a tequila sunriseJF()#$JF(#)$(@J#()$@#())!*FNIN!OBN134ufh1ui34hf9813f8h8384h981h3984h5F!##@" The first string apologizes, "You'll have to excuse my friend, he's not null-terminated."

The six stages of debugging: 1. That can't happen. 2. That doesn't happen on my machine. 3. That shouldn't happen. 4. Why does that happen? 5. Oh, I see. 6. How did that ever work?

If you're here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly queue.

A SQL statement walks into a bar and sees two tables. It approaches, and asks "may I join you?"

Never date a baker. They're too kneady.

ASCII silly question, get a silly ANSI.

"Can I tell you a TCP joke?" "Please tell me a TCP joke." "OK, I'll tell you a TCP joke."

I've got a really good UDP joke to tell you but I don’t know if you'll get it.